One of the logistical challenges on a boat like mine is that we do not have a washer/drier.
Most marinas have a laundry, but the machines take a lot of quarters: at least $2 for a load of wash, and $2 for the drier. So typically, that means $8 per visit.
Also, it is traditional to tip the dockmaster/dockhand who helps you tie up, connect the shore power, etc.
So in preparation for the trip south, we bought $50 in quarters and $200 in $5 bills.
Seeking to repeat the process, we went to a bank in Key West. Their response was: “Oh, I’m sorry. We no longer have cash drawers. Unless you have an account with us, we cannot access the cash.”
Me: “But, I thought this was a bank?”
Mgr: “Well, it is a bank, sir, but we no longer have cash drawers.
Me: “Look, I am holding ten $20-dollar bills. All you have to do is exchange them for $5’s. No net change to your cash balance.”
Mgr: I understand, sir, but we no longer have cash drawers.”
Me: “OK, but you must keep cash in varying denominations SOMEWHERE, right?”
Mgr: “I’m sorry sir, we no longer have access to that cash unless you have an account with us.”
Me: “What’s the point of that? Are you worried about a holdup? Are you afraid I’ll vault the counter and scoop up the cash?
“Or more realistically, considering my age and my fading athleticism, that I’ll walk calmly to the window like Robert Redford with a note requesting the money? “
Mgr: “Sir, I’m very uncomfortable with this conversation.”
Me: “Well, I realize I am wearing a mask in your bank lobby… but nowadays, I’m more likely to get arrested for NOT wearing a mask in your bank lobby! How’s that for an irony?”
Mgr: “Sir, I’m afraid I must ask you to leave.”
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Gentle Readers: Do you comprehend how surreal this whole conversation was?
BTW, I walked two more blocks and found a bank that still trafficks in US currency.